15 March 2016

Girls, Girls, Girls!

I'm still not sure that this is a good idea, but here goes anyway.

There was a plan.

And that plan was to play wholly non-serious bar game involving brawling Orks. Patrick Swayzork, Da Sweedork Chef and Rubbaleg had already thrown hats into the ring, but a new contender was required.

Then there was an idea.

And that idea was to do something really silly. REALLY silly.

Components were sourced...





...and assembled.

Lolork emerged.

Like a beautiful flower, Lolork 'Devine' Ballbursta unfurled. Her hair squig a gorgeous platinum blonde with tantalising, luscious rosy lips.

Jiggling in time to the Cantina band, Lolork slowly emerges.

The appreciative punters can't take their eyes off Lolork's performance.

I need a lie down.


Note from JB : Last time I've felt that awkward was when I saw this :


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19 comments:

  1. Preacher by day15 March 2016 at 12:48

    Well, that's not something you see every day, thankfully ;) Brilliant in a very twisted kind of way!

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    1. axiom15 March 2016 at 13:36

      Surely there's a specialist interest group for this kind of thing?!

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    2. Preacher by day15 March 2016 at 14:02

      Well if there is, I'm not especially interested!

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  2. Asslessman15 March 2016 at 13:07

    This blog sure has earned its name with that one. This game will be one very visually eye-catching one ;)

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  3. Frank O Donnell15 March 2016 at 13:31

    That's pure class mate well done lol

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    1. axiom15 March 2016 at 13:55

      Thanks Frank. She certainly hits some sweet spots doesn't she?!

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  4. airbornegrove2615 March 2016 at 13:42

    I'm in looooooove! LMAO that is hilarious!!!!

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    1. axiom15 March 2016 at 13:54

      I'm pretty sure Lolork does private sessions...

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    2. airbornegrove2615 March 2016 at 15:25

      I dont want to blow all my chaos kredz! lol

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  5. cheetor/sho3box15 March 2016 at 15:11


    "Happy birth...day..... Mister Warboss..."

    Bravo axiom, Im proud of you buddy. Lolork joins and raises the bar for a miniature barfight unique in all creation.

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    1. axiom15 March 2016 at 15:50

      She's certainly one of a kind. I wonder which of the ladz will get to wrestle her out of her cake?

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  6. Verbil Gerbil15 March 2016 at 18:31

    Its really creepy but I definitely appreciate why you did it!

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  7. Whiskey Priest15 March 2016 at 19:08

    Hahahahahahahahaha...Bleeuuurrrgghhh!!

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  8. riot ville15 March 2016 at 19:34

    That is so cool on so many different levels. Top stuff!

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  9. Lasgunpacker15 March 2016 at 19:35

    Well, that is, er, something unique... nice job, even if it is scary.

    I interested in your various barflies and band members though, any chance of a run down of those figures?

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    1. axiom15 March 2016 at 20:10

      The barset is the sadly OOP Stella Starlight's Casino set from Metal Magic Spacelords. Although Doug at EM4 has the masters, he's ruled out putting it back into production due to-be cost and probable low demand.

      I picked up this set from Spirit Games at the end of last year. It was painted and sat on a dusty shelf. I asked the owner if it was for sale and we came to an agreement

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    2. axiom15 March 2016 at 20:11

      http://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=C3901_Stella_Starlight%27s_Casino_%28Metal_Magic%29

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    3. Lasgunpacker16 March 2016 at 18:12

      I can see why Doug would sit on these if he did not have a mold, he would not sell very many sets. Although that spacer leaning on the bar is pretty unique, hopefully he gets molded up sometime.

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  10. Suber16 March 2016 at 21:29

    :D :D :D :D

    Oh, you made my day, I would have never come to that outcome :D

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