In which batch two of the Wipsters manage to get their Christmas themed figures on the computer and displayed for all to see!
Whiskey Priest: A Christmas No-el
'Oh Hello. Err..Do you want to come in for a mince pie and some milk?'
'Oh, Brandy perhaps? Some mulled wine?'
'Ok. Is there something else you'd like?'
'Em. Can I help you with anything then?'
'So are you just going to stand at my door looking grumpy? I mean, it's not even dark yet and I do have a chimney that you could use. Is it the chimney? Have I not cleaned it properly? The little boy I sent up there said it was all clear right before he... '
'What is it then? You can't just stand there freaking me out. Are you going to say anything else but no?'
'Aw come on! This is so weird! Why are you doing this? Look, you must be Santa, you've got the pre-cola look going on, you've park your sleigh in my flower bed....aww come one that with red nose just shat in my water bucket!'
'He did, i just watched him. He fucking did!'
'Right. Thats it! Fuck you! Get off my property, i want you and your mob of stupid big antelopes of my lawn'
Cheetor: Bark the Herald Angels Sing
My local-ish Warhammer Store is running a competition, to build and paint a winter themed Warhammer miniature.
My submission would be a motile, bio-weapon armed, skull covered, homicidal Xmas treeperson from space, to hang around with Santa from space. Why not?
Luckily also in 2014 I made a few space dryads (long before the Sylvaneth came along and stole my shtick, sciencedammit) so I had a fair idea how to proceed.
This microproject was quite enjoyably seasonal. I have to say.
There is something very Judge Dredd about an armed sci-fi Santa and his armed Xmas treebeast, so 28mm Mega City One is where I am most likely to get some gaming use out of "Holly" I reckon.
Thats also why she has a third arm/branch holding a big ol' alien gun behind her back.
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