There was a plan.
And that plan was to play wholly non-serious bar game involving brawling Orks. Patrick Swayzork, Da Sweedork Chef and Rubbaleg had already thrown hats into the ring, but a new contender was required.
Then there was an idea.And that idea was to do something really silly. REALLY silly.
|Components were sourced...|
Like a beautiful flower, Lolork 'Devine' Ballbursta unfurled. Her hair squig a gorgeous platinum blonde with tantalising, luscious rosy lips.
|Jiggling in time to the Cantina band, Lolork slowly emerges.|
|The appreciative punters can't take their eyes off Lolork's performance.|
I need a lie down.
Note from JB : Last time I've felt that awkward was when I saw this :